Story of my life.

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miakosamuio:

Harry Potter: The story of a boy who, along with his best friends who have gender troubles and are posing as muggle singing sensations, must defeat a Dark Lord who is in fact his own father. Meanwhile at school Harry competes against his enchanting albino nemesis who’s father is a peacock, while dating a girl who may or may not exist. Also his teacher has a grumpy son through immaculate conception.

Is Ron Weasley Ed Sheeran omg

Wait, Mary Magdalene had red hair? I kind of always just assumed that she was made of porcelain or rocks or something.
Probably one of the stupider things I’ve ever said…
LOOK AT THIS HAMBURGER.

I’mma eat this bitch.

LOOK AT THIS HAMBURGER.

I’mma eat this bitch.